A Workaholic's Tale (Part 1)

It's been almost 2 months since my last post. Let's see how well I remember everything. After my return to Belize I slept and went off straight to Illinois for a business trip for the week. While I was there I got started on a freight project and I was given the assignment for the North American freight. It was pretty fun. I got to have dinner with Jon every night and catch up with him. I hadn't seen him in almost a year. I also ran into Tim, who was there for the other project I'm working on. I got to the office really early to get some stuff done before meeting with one of my team members, Jim. I was walking from my temp desk to Jim's office. As I was walking down the hall, I looked up and saw this guy that looked super familiar, and I had to give him a double take. It was Tim. Tim is not like my other friends. He's a co-worker friend, and a co-worker first, friend second. I have only met Tim 3 times in person, but when we talk it is like we are besties. All together, I think we've spend a total of 7 days together in person. He kidnapped me temporarily to introduce me to people I'd never met and I went on another tour of the plant with him and my other team.

The next week, I headed to Pittsburgh, and guess who I saw?!?!? Jarrett and Lindsay. I was snap chatting them my journey to the office. Dan, Tim, and I flew into the airport at the same time and decided to go into the office for a bit, because we all had so much work to do. I snap chatted Jarrett and Lindsay a pic of right outside the office, and guess who met me right as soon as I walked into the door? Jarrett. He was waiting. It was pretty funny, because to me, Jarrett and Lindsay are more friends than co-workers, so it's weird to try and act professional and adult around them, something I was trying to do because Tim and Dan were with me. Lindsay and Jarrett wanted to go out that night because the Penguins were in the playoffs. However, Dan, Tim, and I were working late, and by the time we were heading to dinner, it became obvious that it would be too late to meet up because I was already exhausted from my long flight. After dinner we headed back to the hotel.

The next day was our first day of eSourcing training. It was like college but no one expects you to pay attention all the time. Lindsay and I sat at our table together. It was pretty entertaining. I also met another person who got hired around the same time as I was; his name is Jake, and he's pretty cool. I told him later that I really liked him or I was going to kill him. Needless to say, we get along quite well. The day after I LinkedIn with him, it turns out his girlfriend checked me out. There was also a German guy there, who was soooo funny. Lindsay and I loved talking to him because he was really quiet since everyone talked to other people they were more familiar with. It was a good day of training, and at times i felt like a student again, especially when Tim and I would make a joke to each other across the room, and I would have to try not to laugh. After a long day of work we went out for some italian food. i cant remember what I ordered but when it came out the german guy looked at it and said "did you change your order?". I said, "no" and he said "that is not whatever-i-ordered". i had to laugh. i miss german bluntness. We then went to a minor league baseball game because no one was playing in pittsburgh. I got to get to know Jake a little better. At one point they were selling milk and cookies, and dan went to buy me some! #sospoiled

Wednesday, was another day in the office learning. I'm pretty sure that Jarrett was starting to feel neglected because Lindsay and I were spending so much time together without him. After work we went to a Hibachi grill. Rob made a rule that Lindsay and I couldn't sit next to each other. What can I say? We just have too much fun together. While we were there, the chef did shots for my co-workers. it was weird seeing co-workers do shots, but entertaining. Then the chef decided to toss rice at us for us to catch with our mouths. It was awkward. I went back to the hotel and found pieces of rice in my hair. bah. After, Dan, Tim, and I got donuts for after dinner snack. The rest of the week was less exciting as I had another day in Pittsburgh before flying home, where my flight was delayed and I got home super late, and felt miserable the next day. While I was working from home, i realized, I sing "As I Have Loved You" in Spanish to myself, without consciously thinking about it. #crazypants.

Can I also say, I also finished reading Lone Survivor while on the plane ride back. I was a hot mess. I was crying my eyes out in the boarding area and I was reading it. I had to pause and calm myself down because I was getting super anxious. When I sat down the guy next to me saw what I was reading and was like "wow, that's a great book" i looked up at him with red tear stained eyes and said "oh my gosh, yes". We totally connected. I highly recommend that book.

Friday night I was able to go out with some girlfriends. We went for Indian food and the place seemed a little sketchy, but it was good. We watched How to Tame A Dragon, which was sooooo good, and was a lot of fun. Saturday, I went and did Top Golf with my friend Daniel, and it was a blast. It was super hot outside, but still enjoyable....and i realized i still suck at golf. After lunch I had to go return my library books, and then I went home for the night to watch Netflix while working from home.  I had been so swamped at work, and the travelling didn't help because I never had time to just sit and work.

I went to my new office for the 2nd time in two weeks on Monday (6/10). I realized that my pink pen that Kim gave me as a going-away gift was missing. Not cool. Turns out one of the girls who sits around me stole it. I had to use my powers of being awesome to get it back. (it disappeared the following week and I haven't seen it since). Later I went to scope out a place to eat lunch around my new office. I found a great mexican place. It fits my requirements:

1. Servers must be latinos and speak spanish.
2. 75% of the people eating at the restaurant are latinos.
3. (Optional) They greet me in Spanish and speak to me the entire time in Spanish.

The drive to my place after work is like 6x longer than the drive from my previous office. It's depressing. Granted, it was only about a 5 minute drive, so it's quite painful to have to drive at least 30 minutes to work after that. At FHE, a guy asked me out like 5 times in the same night. I never even said no, but he kept asking me out. It was kinda annoying. I just told him I was busy, and when I had time, I would let him know. This is where the 60/40 rule comes in. Unlike the Hitch 90/10 rule, when you're flirting, it has to be 60/40. If it's more than 60% the guy, the guy comes off super creepy or needy. If it's less, he's obviously not that into you, and you're wasting your time. Also, if you're not willing to go 40%, you're not that interested either. It's a personal theory.

6/11:  I was feeling depressed. As I was driving home at lunch (because i decided i was going to work the afternoon from home) i decided i would work out to work off my stress. But then i got home and was like, nah....to much effort. Then I packed for Philly.

#GHD2K13

Groundhog's Day 2013.

Seriously.

It is the Monday after Groundhog's day weekend. I just told a friend how I've suffered a speech stroke. He asked said "so you had an intense Superbowl weekend?" My response? "Superbowl weekend? Puhleeze. Groundhog's Day weekend" It's like you don't know me at all.

Speech Stroke: When your brain believes you are saying coherent sentences, but what comes out of your mouth makes no sense. Normally a side effect of little to no sleep and too much partying

 Let's start this tale on Friday, 1 February 2013. I had a nice flight that arrived perfectly on time enough for me to walk out of the airport at the same time Lindsay arrived. Surprise time: Jarrett was there too! I wasn't expecting him to come to the airport and pick me up. Another surprise: it was so cold, and I just put on my coat, so my fingers were freezing as Lindsay and I were trying to open the trunk of the car while Jarrett would slowly drive forward so we couldn't  lolz. It was a happy reunion. We all gave hugs and had the heat blasting so I could warm up.

From the airport we had to drive through Pittsburgh to go up to Punxsutawney, our final destination. We went through the Fort Pitt Tunnel and I made a video. Although Lindsay denied my request to find someone with a truck so I could go through it like Emma Watson did, it was an amazing first look at Pittsburgh, which is a beautiful city.

Jarrett chauffeured us too Pittsburgh Mills where Lindsay suggested I get a Steak N Shake as we waited to meet up with her friends.  Lolz. Since Lindsay's the food expert, I let her order for me....well as best we could because we would say something, but Jarrett would tell the person at the window something totally different. It was interesting. Especially when he told the lady I wanted a diet coke when diet dr. pepper wasn't available. I'm pretty sure that's the definition of cruel and unusual punishment. Lindsay and Jarrett are so funny together because they fight like brother and sister, with Jarrett always antagonizing Lindsay until she yells at him, and he laughs. Lindsay and Jarrett eventually switch seats so Lindsay could drive. At one point Jarrett dipped his fries in Lindsay's shake, except he failed at it and ended up dipping his fingers in her shake too....Lindsay was not amused. We finally met up with Alex, Lindsay's boyfriend and three other of Lindsay's friends (Nina, Brittany, and Brittany's bf, Mike), who would all embark in our Groundhog's day adventure with us. They followed us up to Punxatauney in a different car, and the entire way, Lindsay was having to slow down and wait for her bff, Brittany to catch up because they were driving soooo slowly. It was lightly snowing on our drive, I realized that driving at night in the snow looks like you are traveling through space at warp speed. #interestingfact

We arrived in Punxsutawney, and our first stop was the High School, where they were having a banquet dinner and Lindsay's aunt was going to be named Woman of the Year. We all hid in the back with a lot of Lindsay's relatives to await the surprise for her Aunt Jen. Jen didn't know she was getting the award, and she didn't know that her family had come in to visit. While at this banquet, I saw people with groundhog hats on. SOOO COOL! There were the groundhog TY beanie babies on the tables as party favors. It was awesome. The surprise was wonderful, and Jen didn't expect anything.

After the surprise, we all went to the country club to surprise her again with another party in celebration of her achievement. At that party was the writer of the movie Groundhog's Day, but I didn't meet him because I found out too late. Blast! It was a lot of fun, as I got to hang out with everyone, eat cake, have Alex get me milk from the bar (in honor of Stine), see Lindsay's whole family take shots together, and close down the bar with my friends. This is the point in time where I became the driver for the night. #DDforlife

We then went to Lindsay's grandparent's house to leave one car behind and grab the VIP passes and stuff we would need for going out to Gobbler's Knob the next morning. Lindsay's mom was nice enough to bring me some snow boots so I wouldn't loose my toes from the cold. We all piled into Lindsay's car and drove to Mandy's party in a beautiful cabin out in the middle of nowhere. There was a party that had been happening for a while going on in there. People were dancing and having a good time. I think the highlights of the night was seeing Mandy's mom, who reminded me of the Mean Girls mom, you know, the "cool mom".  Another highlight, there were little groundhog finger puppets that were on cupcakes, so people were putting these cute little groundhog's on their fingers throughout the night. The other highlight was more of a disappointment, when Gangum Style came on and after months of hearing about how Alex loves this song, he did no dance to the song. :( It was a sad moment in my life. The night was flying by and around 2am it was time to go.

We all piled in the car again, and headed to the gas station, so everyone could pile up on 5-hour energy and Red Bull. We were pulling an all nighter. But first, we had to park at a stop sign, run out into the cold and get a picture with one of the groundhogs that they have all over the city! Later, we were about to leave the gas station, I realized that a cop car parked next to us. Now, let's get this out there, cops make me nervous. Especially when you have more people than seat belts in a car with you. We all got in the car and in my hurry to get out, I did not see the curb and totally ran over it megatime....and a cop saw it. For the next few minutes, I was panicking as I drove carefully and the cop car continued to follow behind for several streets and turns onto obscure roads. Luckily, I was not pulled over, and we made it to Lindsay's Aunt's house, where we would remain the rest of the night.

That night, was like arts & crafts at it's best. I put on my super sexy Groundhog's day sweater Lindsay gave me. Alex was passed out on the couch, as was Mike. Brittany began painting little groundhogs on top of the top hats using a groundhog cookie cutter and brown paint. It was epic.

I began on the Texas shaped sign that I was to hold up and use to get us pulled up on the stage. It was exciting, even when I realized how terrible I am at drawing a proportion large-scale Texas. I needed help, and eventually overcame this trial. The Texas really looked like Texas. I painted it to make it better. Than we decorated our top hats to make it more individual. Mine said "Bring on da Spring!", Lindsay and Brittany's said "#GHD2K13". We stayed up the whole night, and it went by surprisingly fast. Lindsay, Brittany and I decided we needed a 15 minute rest before we all left, so Nina and Jarrett stood guard and were in charge of waking us up. My eyes were closed but I heard Lindsay's wake up, which included lost of screaming at Jarrett and death threats. I was woken up my Jarrett laying down next to me and stealing my blanket to wrap himself up in a little roll. It was effective, and I was cold. Jarrett then attacked Alex by jumping on him. Mike and Brittany were spared as they were up before Jarrett could get to them.

At around 6:15am, we were all hustling to get everything together and get us all in the car. I discovered toe warmers that heat up when they come in contact with air and my toes were sooo toasty warm all morning. I also had hand warmers in my mittens. I drove Brittany's car down to Gobbler's Knob, because Jen got us parking passes and Lindsay didn't want us driving an overstuffed car around when there are tons of police checkpoints on the drive up to the Knob. #smartgirl Somehow on the journey from the house to the car, I lost my top hat. On the drive, we were able to see the beautiful fireworks display from the car. It was awesome. We were about to park, when we saw Jarrett running out of Lindsay's car by himself and into the crowd of people. #confusion We managed to park in the snow, with a little bit of help from Mike giving an extra push to Brittany's compact car with all the snow. Nina slipped and fell and destroyed Lindsay's top hat. We got into the crowd only to realize we didn't know how to get to the VIP area. To solve this problem, we took on the challenge of getting Lindsay onto Alex's shoulders so she could look around for the path to get us there. Miraculously no one was injured, and past the soldiers (literally) and into the VIP section.The girls got separated from the boys around this point, and we still hadn't found Jarrett. We followed Nina as she got us to the front (later she told us that she was telling people she was trying to get to her child up in the front. lol) At one point there was a very angry lady who was mad that Nina was so tall and that she couldn't see past her. Oops.

The event was super cool. In the beginning to pump us up, there were singers and dancers. At one point there was a chant, "USA! USA! USA!" although I cannot remember why. When the Inner Circle came out, people were chanting "Phil! Phil! Phil!" It was sooooo cool. They knocked on the little tree stump and pulled out Phil, said a speech, Phil did not see his shadow, and then they read the scroll which predicted an early spring! Everyone cheered, and the energy was enormous! They said that people were allowed to come up and try to take pictures with Phil. Luckily, we were in the front and we somehow found the guys, and somehow Jarrett found us, still wearing his enormous viking hat. We waited in line and got our picture with Phil. It was awesome. (Please note, Phil is inside that little tube that says "Groundhog" on it)

Trying to leave the event was just as eventful. When we were leaving the stage Lindsay saw a TV reporter and asked if she was still doing interviews. Lindsay told the lady that I was from Texas and flew up to see the Groundhog, and Alex yelled "We're all from Texas!" lol. She asked me about flying up and I told her about being warm. It turns out I was on tv and quoted in the article for saying "It was great. A perfect weekend to fly up". Alex was on tv for screaming into the camera "Enough talking! We want to see Phil!" but they cut it to him only screaming "We're here to see Phil! WOOOOOO!!!!!!" We then tried to get out of area, and while some people stood in line for the porter potties, Jarrett, for some reason, threw Lindsay into a trashcan. She was so mad, that he willingly climbed into the trashcan himself to make her feel better. While in the trashcan, some stranger walked by and tried to push him and the trash can over. lol. We then managed to get into the car, after adult pointed at Jarrett and told his kid something along the lines of "that is an example of someone you do not want to grow up to be like". bahahaha. On the way to brunch with Lindsay's family, we lost Brittany's car. We were turning around to find them so they could follow us again, when Jarrett jumped out of the car again. We waited for a bit until Lindsay started to drive away, and he had to jump back into the car.

The plan for Saturday was to go to brunch, go shopping to get souvenirs, take pictures with lots of groundhog statues around town, before leaving. The plan was a-go during breakfast, where we ate so much. I also realized guys can be super gross to look at when they eat. lol. Also, can I just note, that Lindsay's family is sooooo nice. They are the sweetest and it is awesome how close they all are. Her grandparents are little socialites and know everyone! They were so sweet and treated us to brunch. During brunch, it started to snow, and Lindsay's parents advised us to get driving back to Pittsburgh before the roads get bad. Poor Lindsay, she was soooo tired, but she's a trooper and we drove back to Pittsburgh and with all the hustle and bustle of getting everyone together and clean up her Aunt's house before we left, we forgot the souvenir shop as well as Jarrett's loafers. lol. The drive was not too bad, but we were trying our hardest to stay awake so Lindsay would have company.

We saw Amish people on the roads. It was sooo cool. Amish people are legit. We dropped off Alex and Nina. As we were driving away, Jarrett said I had to try The Milkshake Shop. Jarrett's way of convincing all of us to do something this weekend was saying "It's for Natash. (Because he's calls me Natash....without the "a", and surprisingly I dont hate it) She's only here for 48 hours. We have to make it awesome". I agreed that I was hungry. So Jarrett and I ran out of the car, and he bought me a pb&j shake. It was SOOOO GOOD! Life changingly good. We then decided to go to Uncle Sam's, which is Lindsay's FAV sandwich place which I remember her telling me about when we were in Germany. On the drive over, we almost died. Because someone honked at us, and Jarrett decided the best course of action was to roll down the window and yell at them. It was two big scary guys and one of them was halfway out the window cursing and yelling death threats at us. I was just praying that he wouldn't have a gun to kill us with. Lindsay quickly turned the corner to get out of that situation, and we made it to the sandwich place alive. We all looked like a hot mess because we were tired and hungry. We ate and then miraculously made it back to the apartments without any harm coming to us.

We got back to the apartment around 2-2:30ish I passed out on the couch like nobody's business. When I woke up around 6:30ish, it was time to shower, because I smelled so badly. It was gross. Then we drove to the other building to pick up Jarrett, who had just woken up. We drove into town and picked up Nina, and went to The Church Brew Works. Oh man. It's a brewery in an old church building. Maybe sacrilegious? Im not sure. All I know is that the food there was AMAZING! Seriously. Luckily, we're all friends and we taste eachothers' food always. All of it amazing. I had buffalo meatloaf. Wow. Speechless. We also had perogies as an appetizer. Super yummy. The best part was on the glasses it says "on the eighth day, God created beer" and we had to "remind" Lindsay that the quote was not really from the scriptures. #giggles

We then drove to go ice skating in the city. It was awesome. Poor Lindsay was having horror flashbacks to our rollerblading in Munich adventure. Luckily, this was a controlled environment with a flat surface. It was magical. Ice skating in the cold as it was snowing. Possibly a once in a lifetime experiences for someone who may or may not ever live outside of a year-round warm climate. After ice skating, Jarrett wanted to play pool. So we went to a bar, and there was a guy at the door. My first thought was, "that's so nice that they have a greeter at the door to welcome you!" Then I realized, he's not a greeter, he's checking IDs. lol. It was too crowded and we eventually decided to go to Charlie Murdoch's and watch the band. It was really cool. The band was good, and they played good songs. Eventually, we were all so tired, we had to leave. We got back to the apartments around midnight, super worn out and exhausted. The past 24 hours felt like a week, and when I spoke I was making no sense, which was pretty funny.

Sunday was just as fun and magical. I woke up and took a shower because you always want to feel clean on the day you're flying otherwise you feel 100X grosser than you would have originally felt at the end of your flight. We went to pick up Jarrett, but he was asleep. Oh Jarrett. We went to eat at the Grand Concourse for brunch. wow. So many options to eat. The best was the fresh donuts. Magic. It was so cool sitting there and the window overlooked the river with the snow falling. I had Christmas songs on repeat in my brain. They tried to tell me that it wasn't Christmas time and I looked at them like they were crazy and said "yes it is. it's snowing".

We went to walk and took the Incline up to Mount Washington, where we took pictures and Jarrett and I had a snowball duel. They made me make a snowball with my bare hands; I thought my hands were going to fall off from being so frozen. But we started back-to-back and took a few steps before throwing the snowballs at each other. Needless to say, I missed, because I have terrible aim. We took the incline back down.

Jarrett and I made snow angels. My first snow angel! Then Jarrett told me I had to eat some snow. So I did. It was pretty legit. We then dropped Nina off, took pictures with the giant Mr. Rodgers statue and saw Heinz Field  Then we headed to the Andy Warhol Museum. Andy Warhol is weird. The best part was the comfy lounge couch things in the middle of the room where Lindsay and I sat and tried not to fall asleep because it was so comfy and covered by a parachute. The other cool thing was the room full of "clouds" that you got to play with. #iloveclouds After we were done, Lindsay was tagged and realized that we had been on tv and were so excited and watched it in the car, laughing. We began the drive back to the airport but not without stopping at Starbucks, where I got my signature Peppermint Hot Chocolate, and we made Jarrett pay ;)

Parting is such sweet sorrow. I had so much fun. I miss Jarrett and Lindsay! However, I also realized, that I am getting too old for all nighters. My body doesn't handle it as well as it once was. Monday, I dealt with the aftermath, and I was a hot mess. #adultproblems